Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do insects learn at school?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?