Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which is the worst season?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?