Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the politest month?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do trees try new things so often?