Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are books always so angry?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?