What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What dog wears contact lenses?