Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?