What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you talk to a giant?
What sport do horses love to play?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?