What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?