What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which relative loves rice?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a mom's favorite game?