What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How do you get straight A's?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you organize a space party?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?