What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?