What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?