Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How do fleas travel?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?