Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How long will dinner be?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?