Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the noisiest food?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?