What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What car can't keep a secret?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which elf is the best singer?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is the wealthiest fish?