What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a short cow?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?