What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?