What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the rug say to the floor?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What time of day was Adam created?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do cats give such great massages?