Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is the smallest lion?
How can you make 7 even?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?