Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are fish such good architects?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What sport is full of interior designers?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?