When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
We had a discussion about roses.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?