When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do bees get to school?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where does water do all its banking?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the strongest animal?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?