What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do fleas travel?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?