What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do ants go to eat?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?