What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?