What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?