What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a pig thief?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?