Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of bird can write?