What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
A pair o' docs.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which bug is related to you?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What type of car do planets buy?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?