What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do fairies always drink?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?