What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
How long do chickens work?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
When does a horse talk?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?