What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?