Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Istan-bull.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do kittens go to school?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a thieving alligator?