Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What is a king's favorite weather?