Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?