Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?