What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you talk to a giant?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?