What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What fish only swims at night?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do billboards talk?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is summer always sad?