Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the opposite of irony?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?