Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?