Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?