Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do automobiles have picnics?