Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
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How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do cows go on the weekend?