Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a short cow?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?