Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you organize a space party?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do elves learn in school?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?