Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What sport can waiters play really well?