Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why are scissors so forgiving?