Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's the richest basketball team?