Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?