What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do horses navigate at night?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How are mountains able to see?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?