What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the dog so popular?