Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?