Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you make a bandstand?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?