What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do horses navigate at night?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?