What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a cat's favorite snack?