Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?