Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do fish use for glasses?