What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How was the wedding?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Someone stole all my lamps.