What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
When does a horse talk?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What birds make average students?