What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?