Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do you get kids to do something?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?