Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?