Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a small mom?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Surprise!!!!
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?