Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How does dinner smell?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do stars go to college?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?