How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?