What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?