What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?