Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the loudest sport?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What vegetables make the best music?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?