Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's E.T. short for?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which plant has the best roar?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What time is your dentist appointment?