Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the cow afraid?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?