Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?