Where does mist apply for a loan?
At the fog bank!
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a tuna's favorite game?