Where does mist apply for a loan?
At the fog bank!
Which dog belongs in a band?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
