What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What country has the most fish?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a henway?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the confused bee say?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?