What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?