Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?