Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
How do billboards talk?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call stolen cheese?